THIS. IS MY HOUSE. THIS IS MY HOUSE. WON'T YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. THIS IS. THIS IS MY. HOUSE. THIS IS MY HOUSE. WON'T YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. I'll GIVE YOU A GOOD SPELL. FOR YOU TO USE. SO YOU CAN JUMP ON MY ROOOF AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS IS MY HOUSE, IT'S... NOT YOUR HOUSE. ... I HAVE A BIG BEARD. *<--- big beard* OUT OF MY HOUSE. OUT. AH DON'T STAB ME.
... I just realized I could've typed that with CAPSLOCK. D<